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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2008|11:10 am]



OMG Perversion!

Last night was much fun, I do feel massively shattered though.
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(no subject) [Nov. 1st, 2008|10:34 pm]
zomgulations, another weekend with my father and he's not yet brought me to tears! It's almost like we're getting along :o
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2008|10:05 am]
I had much fun up in glasgow with siani and kaitlin, we saw a 3d imax film and there were starfish eating starfish on starfish and there were starfish all the way down!

It was made of epic awesome win.
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2008|02:56 am]
Dancing in heels = FAIL

I shockingly had a good time at infest, thus am looking forward to the rest only with more sane footware.

I also seemed to be the centre of attention allot of the time, I shudder to think how many pictures there will be of me :S

*egowhore*
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2008|01:44 pm]
Oh sweet WiFi, it has been too long.

Kitchen internets, bog IRC and wondering around the house with a laptop in an arm how I have missed thee.

Ethernet can officially GET FUCKED. I'm fucking tired of those little tab bits on cables breaking off for no good reasons, rubbish enthernet ports on the blink and general shoddyness, it is not meant to be used with a laptop unless one is at a desk.
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2008|10:08 am]
Electric needles are *awesome*

Needles goes in, hair comes out.
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Bloody subby types [Jun. 22nd, 2008|08:39 pm]
You let on that you're a bit dominant and they que up to get collared!

I don't know how I'm going to put up with it. I really don't.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2008|01:13 pm]
I'll be in London on the 2nd and probably a day or two either side to pay a woman lots of money to torture me with electricity and not in the fun way :(

I'm entirely up for pretty much anything in the surrounding days as long as it involves not spending time with my father for as long as possible.
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2008|09:18 pm]
Yay, I seem to have gotten over my fear of stir frying, I used to intensely dislike frying in general and avoid it all cost.

No more!
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YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE BASTARD CUNTBUCKETS [Jun. 6th, 2008|08:11 pm]
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Bioware has just announced that knights of the old republic 3 will be a MMO. This angers me. This angers me allot.

Why I hear you ask?

Because I don't enjoy paying a tenner a month for the privilege of enduring the following:

Having 13 year olds whine at me that I should have let them take a certain piece of loot because a textbook *insert character class here* shouldn't be specced with *insert equipable item here*

Spending hours working through a certain level/instance/whatever only to have some fucking twat leave 5 FUCKING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE END BOSS which of course is impossible to do unless you have a full party and of course that fucking useless twat is *always* that cheap lame crossover class that all the kiddies choose but is *really* useful to have in your party if it's used well but they never fucking do their damn job.

Not being allowed to freely move between servers, the main attraction of online gaming for me is to play with my fucking friends it's fucking retarded when you know dozens of people you'd love to play with yet they're on a different "realm" or whatever and you can't. IT'S FUCKING RETARDED.

Having my sleeping patterns raped, I fucking hate being forced to do things that require many hours of sitting doing inane shit, you may suggest I don't attempt such optional quests however you're talking to someone who once spent over 20 hours straight only stopping to piss playing diablo II doing baal runs AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN until I got a fucking stone of jordan then discovered when I first triumphantly took my character on battle.net that the damn things were fucking everywhere. Stage the fucking quests so you never have to put in more than two hours in a sitting ffs, it's not hard.

No sex.


Knights of the old republic was an absolute gem of an RPG, it did things differently, it let you do your own thing the combat wasn't just a ton of menus and it had lots of different coloured lightsabers. All these things resulted in an absolute gem of a game and a pretty decent allbeit unfinished and unpolished sequel.

I understand the reason they've taken the series in this direction; money. It just does not in any way redeem them of failing to continue such a great RPG, there are so few good original RPGs* these days and it's such a travesty that they seem to be turning into WoW clones just because the average spotty teenager is stupid enough to pony up the cash every month.


In conclusion FUCK YOU BIOWARE

*RPGs as in RPGs not JRPGs. JRPGs blow harder than the exhaust of fusion powered hypersonic jet engine, except of course skies of arcadia which is exempt due to having sky pirates, come on, pirates, in the sky. Win.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2008|11:06 pm]


I can has normal hair again.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2008|04:44 pm]
Note to self: people's brief descriptions of private messages can sometimes paint a picture that's not entirely correct.
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2008|10:39 am]
I spent the weekend in london, last night I went to see Infected Mushroom Eskimo and Astrix, it was awesome.

Awesome does not quite cover it but I feel that if I used many lots awesome kind of words it would quantify the awesomeness in some way and that could never be an accurate portrayal
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(no subject) [Apr. 17th, 2008|06:34 pm]
Fuck you xbox live.
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(no subject) [Mar. 26th, 2008|03:18 pm]
More pills = happy maudface.

E's are good.


(Not that kind you filthy munters)
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2008|03:31 pm]
Strikes are for gayers.
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Posted using LJ Talk... [Feb. 23rd, 2008|08:30 pm]
yay cabbage
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2008|10:04 am]
yay sleep sanity and general normalness has returned

:)


That was a bit of a scary week.
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2008|10:32 am]
4x sleeping pills now don't do a thing to me.

Fuck.

Paranoia--
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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2008|09:41 am]
mmmm 12 hours of chemically induced blissful sleep
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